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The debate over reservation ruled popular discourse in the past few weeks. Presenting the humorous side:

Manmohan Singh to Bush - We are sending Indians to the moon next year.
Bush - Wow! How Many?
Manmohan Singh  - 100
25 - OBC
25 - SC
20 - ST
5 - Handicapped
5 - Sports Persons
5 - Terrorist Affected
5 - Kashmiri Migrants
9 - Politicians
and if possible
1 - Astronaut

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The politicians talk of making Mumbai into Shanghai. For a change,
they've been close. By beating up students, they sure made it into
Tiannamen Square.

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The force they used on students, the same force would have had
tremendous results if the police got the time to use it on criminals.

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1947- Quit India
2006 - Split India

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You don’t deserve IT
You reserve it.

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What is an Arjun Singh music player?
One with no Fast Forward button.
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Which is Arjun Singh’s favourite city?
Kota.
 

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Why did Arjun Singh learn Arabic?
So that he could read 'backwards'.
 

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If Arjun Singh were to make a career in films, which job would he opt for?
 Choosing the caste.
 

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If Arjun Singh were a historian, how would he divide time?
AD, BC & OBC